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Memo to Female Readers I'm just curious if you know this guys will do pretty much anything in order to play with your boobs. You know this already, right? Sometimes I wonder, given all the emotional and logistical acrobatics you go through. In fact, if you end your MC posts with ...oh, and you can play with my boobs, too, you'll most likely find what you're looking for. That's when the real misery and disappointment begins, however, but that's outside the scope of this quick, heartfelt,memo. If your not quite ready for your first trist on CL perhaps you want to be my pretend girlfriend? After reading ad after ad on Craigs List about individuals seeking to find a relationship offering meaning, contentment, or an opportunity to be spanked by a dominant transgender nun, I have decided that all I really want right now is a pretend relationship. The benefits of a pretend relationship lie in being able to communicate via email only with another individual about things that are not actually occurring in ones life. Its the incredible chance to be completely dishonest with another individual who wants nothing more than a beautiful pretend connection with another soul. We neednt share photos, real names, or accurate personal data. I will never ask you to call me, meet me, or send me your bank account routing number to help a deposed Nigerian dictator who will pay you back in millions. I just want to have a deep, intense relationship that has no actual roots in reality. To be my pretend girlfriend, you must be exceedingly intelligent, articulate, and edgy. Your sense of humor must be phenomenalI would never pretend date someone who was not incredibly funny. You should be quite beautiful with striking features, though I will never really know if its true. Its essential that your mastery of English includes proper spelling. I will pretend breakup with you in a heartbeat if you make lots of typos. Thats a major turn off... I am in truth, just this once a really b
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